Alexander M: "It's one of the biggest deckchair gigs we've ever done."

There's a man with a guitar (you can see him) and a man with a double bass (who you can't. But we can.) and they're playing something, possibly jazz, probably not because there's a lap top which Alexander M keeps fiddling with. Sorry, we've just become monumentally distracted by the sight of all the crotchety OAPs from a moment ago getting up and dancing. One of them, an old boy in a blue shirt, is currently weaving his way from one side of the crowd to the other, doing what seems to be a two-step. It is immense.

Alexander's Festival Hall saying ruefully, "You should never go to the Royal Festival Hall on a first date unless you want to start an electronic band."