Miss Sugar Cane

A Burlesque stage has sprouted since yesterday which explains why there's a lady divesting herself of her ribbons at four in the afternoon. Of course! It's the Whoopee Club! One of her nipple tassles goes missing so some enterprising hand movements are employed until she goes "Oh f*** it" and strikes a finishing pose. Nice one miss. She's then rewarded with a cheque from a gringo with a Devonshire accent, before a bunch of pirates come on and start going "Aaaar!" Today is already ten times more fun than yesterday. I blame the models.