We would like to offer our services to Grandadbob as a glockenspiel player. Having played the demanding Sugarplum Fairy solo in our school orchestra ten years ago, we feel fully prepared for the rigours of excessive wig-outery and joy that a life in the band would entail. Oh, and they were in the Style section of the Sunday Times the other week and that's, like, our dream. Not that we're shallow. But we are.