Sensible fella

7.15pm. We're sprawled half way between the main stage and the electro tent which means we're listening to reggae supremo Jimmy Cliff and electrockers White Rose Movement at the same time. It sounds like a mash up done by your least talented DJ mate. FYI: The weirdest thing WRM have ever seen at a festival is a woman masturbating with a piece of pizza at Glastonbury. They reckon it was an American Hot. Ouch... Tabloid cash cow Calum Best has just walked past with numerous "lovelies" (he is very, very orange in real life) and Martin Fowler doesn't seem to have moved for the last three hours. Somewhat suprisingly given where we are, we've only been offered drugs three times the whole weekend. Maybe the dealers are on holiday.