Insert hilarious mental stability joke here

We're watching some Proper dance music, albeit from a very safe distance because it's horrible. Remember X-Press 2? No? Remember that godawful 'Lazy' song from a few years back? There we go. Dance music's evolved so much in the last six years - German DJs realising there's more to life than trance for example - that you've got to ask why house still exists. It's so horribly, awfully bland. Oh look, X-Press 2 have taken the hint and are now playing something vaguely electroclash. It's still dull. Oh well.