We love secret things, especially when the secret things in question give us an excuse to go and spend lunch in the sunshine instead of at our computer. Revving up for the Volvic Lovebox Weekender this weekend, Volvic have organised a little event in the gardens next to Embankment Tube station called the Volvic Lunchbox. Aha! Clever. Anyway, you could only find out where it was by clicking your heels together three times or something, but judging by the motley crew of OAPs, lunchtime office workers, tourists and students gathered around the bandstand, it didn't really matter because people were there anyway. We really like free stuff as well, and that they're giving out loads of bottles of that fruity water stuff they do which is delicious. Maybe if we say "Volvic's fruity water stuff is delicious and officially sanctioned by Aloud Festivals" they'll send us a crate which would be very nice. Ooh look, Alex Zane's hosting, in a smart waistcoat. Well done him.