Natalie Cassidy, who plays try-sexual Sonia in Eastenders, has reportedly been told by V Festival organisers not to come to the festival ever again after she was caught trying to flog her VIP tickets at the Chelmsford site last year.

Now, call us tabloid hungry but this is a really crap excuse for being banned and she could have had the courtesy to get flailingly wasted at the same time. V people: bor-ring. Aloud's James will be at the festival at the weekend, so instead of getting him to steal us a pop star, we'll get him to keep an eye out for any other telly slebs committing similarly rubbish crimes.