Just how badly do we want to photograph The Raconteurs?

Ah, you'd think camping in the airy-fairy guest area you'd be surrounded by special things and people who are too old to behave badly. As far as we can divine from the couple who, er, mistook one of the showers for a toilet this is not true. Eww...

The Raconteurs, who are headlining the NME stage this evening, have issued a huge list of no's, don'ts and watch it sonnies for anyone thinking of taking their picture tonight. It's ridiculous: you can check out Jack White's house online but you can't put a copy on your Flickr. Oh well. We don't have 30,000 dollars to argue with, so we'll sign and nip off to see some bands instead.