Do you drive it or trim it?

There's some reggae issuing from the main stage. Do you mind if we don't go and investigate, only we might go on a killing spree? Far better to saunter around the knitting stand where a keen group of knitting virgins are making little hats for smoothie bottles (that van's selling them), and then collapsing at the Penguin Classics stand to read something. Wellchild, Innocent's official charity for the festival, are selling raffle tickets for either a chair, or every single Penguin Classic. Er, tough choice right? Chairs are well and good, but you can get them in Ikea for a fiver and judging by the catalogue we've just been given, the vast Penguin collection will be only slightly less expensive than getting your body reconstructed in gold. Oh hang on, it's just the favourites they're letting everyone read here. Well that's perfectly fine too, although if we have to read Wide Sargasso Sea ever again we might have A-level flashbacks. Which would suck.