That's how badly I need a piss. I'm writing mainly to take my mind off the feeling that my kidneys are about to explode.

Everything I own is soaked, and this rain isn't letting up one bit. In fact, rain has been joined by his friend wind, and they're having a big party at thunder and lightning's house.

They're the only ones enjoying themselves, I assure you.

Maybe I should just let go, and claim I've got Krone's disease.