Got the look, but not much else

We've just hit pie overload. Pieminister is now joining the Fine Burger Company as stalls we can't look at for at least six months due to a combination of greed and loyalty. You've served us well, O delicious purveyor of food, but we're going to have to start eating veg again soon.

Leeza Jessie start off promisingly - how does that hat stay on her head? - but don't deliver. The fourpiece are all beautifully decked out in fluorescent bow ties and the like, but the music's all over the place. Their singer's voice isn't strong enough for the rock numbers and not pure enough to match the skilful guitarist on the acoustic ones. Shame, her outfit is brilliant and she has tremendous false eyelashes.