Campsite security surprisingly tall

So we made it, through threatened train strikes, incomprehensible signage and stewards whose arse/elbow coordination is woefully lacking.

Bestival normally marks the end of Britain's festival calendar, so the fun's sure to flow from the off. Hell, we've already seen a three-legged race...

Anyway, it's blazing hot, we've forgotten our sunblock, and our friends are Christ knows where *already* - time to find some bands.