Not an introspective in sight

Well. According to our new favourite 'door supervisor' as bouncers are apparently now called, Jordan is fine, Peter Andre is fine, some other, more famous, people are fine, but Liam Gallagher is a tit. Colour us pink and call us suprised! Said DS then tells us the most delightfully silly story of Liam getting his just desserts before Ed Harcourt comes on stage, sadly sans the expected red shirt. A nice waistcoat makes up for that though, so that's fine.