Someone's got to be able to do this, surely?

There's all manner of things for grown-ups as well as children at the circus tent, where a Punch and Judy show is about to scare the wits out of everyone over 10. Unicycling is just one of these things. However, as we have enough problems staying on things with two wheels, trying it would probably not end well. We go and check out My Latest Novel and The Boy Least Likely To instead, both of whom provide much more stability and joy than unicycling.