Small child and others playing in the Front Room

Finally! The good music thread has been derailed by the boring singer-songwriter Christian Kjellvander and his bored-looking co-singer who remind us that minor chords are no substitute for feeling, however frequently they're played. We'd leave earlier but it's quite warm and comfy.

Our next rubbish band are very, very bad indeed but disappoint us by turning out to have a small child on the drums and some kind of comedian singing which isn't really rubbish at all. The next plan is to sing L Ron Hubbard's book Fear. The founding father of Scientology clearly doesn't like this plan as there's a power cut and once it's back on a band turn up to claim the guitar and drums because they're onstage in half an hour. Oh well...