It's Jerry everybody!

We are SO excited!
We are SO excited!


Dude, we totally met Jerry! When The Pipettes shouted "There's Jerry!" from onstage we weren't sure, but yes! This bearded glory is the ice cream supremo himself! "Go and say hello," said the nice lady handing over our Cherry Garcia. "He's very friendly." We rather unstylishly stalked him over to the rug stall where he shook hands with all the staff and had a chat, then we started questioning. He's over here promoting the new Fair Trade Vanilla flavour, he's only here today, his favourite variety is Heath Bar Crunch (Vanilla Chocolate Brownie) and very sensibly he thinks Cookie Dough's too sweet. Still sells like hot cakes though (excuse that horrid joke.) It's not everyday you bump into a man with ice cream power so we had to ask: why did they ditch Chubby Hubbie, the greatest flavour in the history of anything? "It didn't sell," he explained. People are really stupid, we blurted out. The Sundae staff laughed nervously. "I guess the mainstream's tastes aren't as advanced as yours and mine," he said. Damn straight. Jerry, you're a god. Now go and resurrect Chubby Hubbie, immediately.

Posted by Kat at 06:00PM


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