WE WANT ALL OF THEM

There's something about liddle fluffy animals that turns us faintly psychotic. Maybe it's growing up in the country, but show us a cow and we'll be spewing inanities quicker than you can say "biological clock." Vauxhall City Farm have brought loads of animals just for us, like llamas. "Actually, they're alpacas," explains one of the farm staff. "Oh alpacas! They make lovely jumpers," says Aloud's friend, who should know: he has five. Ooh look, sleepy ducks, a pregnant cow, rabbits and a goose called Lunch, who does a balancing act on the fence staring beadily at everyone. There are two Brahma chickens from India with impressive fluffy legs and a rather terrifying roar. Best of all, they have a tiny baby goat which they pick up and let you stroke. We freely admit to monopolising that goat - tough luck tinies, we've got four feet on you and we're not afraid to shove.