Ten feet up and rising

Some bloke in a dress has just done a dodgy impression of the Stanton to introduce her onstage. Whether or not this filled her with joy is subject to discussion, but she's bringing "it" (whatever the hell it is) in droves. A diva in jeans. We rather love that. "I would rather be an old man's sweetheart, than to be a young man's fool," she purrs. Candi Stanton ladies and gentlemen, a woman who can make gerontophilia sound appealing.