You still have to pay

It took us about forty minutes and the asking of many stewards to find the VIP area. One said it was next to a green container which a, wasn't true and b, made us feel like we were looking for a Tupperware party. Well, you're not missing out on much, there's some Rahs playing croquet and a load of folk sitting around listening to vague hip-hop. Where are the famous people? Oh, they'll be in production. Damn.