Creamfields's headliners The Prodigy must have done the whole crazy rider thing to death, because instead of virgins, brown M&Ms and new toilet seats (seriously: Madonna.) all they want is munchies.

Their rider for the dance festival, which takes place on August 26, includes a packet of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, six bowls, six spoons and a bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne (thank Christ they've got something rock 'n' roll going on at least.)

Gnarls Barkley have set their sights slightly higher (or lower. Depending.) and have requested 10 packets of Magnum condoms and a cat o' nine tails whip. Either they take backstage health and safety very seriously, or they're planning the world's biggest water balloon fight.

Meanwhile The Zutons have asked for a plasma screen telly so they don't have to miss any of the action from the footie. They'll be keeping their eyes pinned on Liverpool, but as we neither understand nor care about football, we curl our lip at that rider.

FYI: Aloud Festivals' rider this summer is a BMW convertible, Reese's Pieces and the bassist from The Killers.